Perhaps the red color of the Cardinal is associated with the President's necktie color preference, often red. This suggests a lively personality and a warm-blooded element of universal compassion. When salesmen put on red ties at Mycro-Tek, they cracked: "We've got red dicks." At this time, President Bush is ahead in the polls and will probably be re-elected. Perhaps he is the cardinal whispering into the nation's ear through Lake Superior.
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Halloween Romance: Alberta Wig meets "Soviet Λ" in Saskatchewan Turban.

Coincidentally, I recently found my old girlfriend Jean on AnyWho.com and wrote her a letter. Furthermore, today I posed as a doctor packed between two shapely nurses for an album cover, a mission some WSU artists had waiting for me this afternoon. "I feel better already", I quipped over my stethoscope. The episode reminded me of a quote from Einstein. Asked what his profession was, he replied "I am an artist's model."

Halloween: Finger from Lake Erie Points Out Sex Focus "Plattsmouth".

Above the Kansas-Nebraska rump a figure appears hung up on a branch. Well, here we have a "Halloween" riddle solved. What is most pulled for? The toothy end or the hind end? "Pull-ats-mouth", provides the solution to the old question. The ghost points at Plattsmouth, Nebraska to signal the solution to this old hang-up. Note the ghostly toothy mouth poised over Louisiana in this piece of instruction from a real Ghost of Halloween.